Getting’ Tipsy Tonight? Nothing says Hangover-a-comin’, like a bit of alcohol-driven debauchery...
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... and say goodbye to Monster Hangovers with Hangover Monster party patches
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Ah, the dreaded hangover… So you swear off drinking for good (at least till next time). But now you're stuck with a splitting headache, a queasy stomach, and you feel like the undead🧟…
You just want the pain to go away! Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered!
Say ‘Goodbye’ to Morning-After Misery with Hangover Monster's G+NAC Armor🛡️
The Ultimate Hangover Cure, Hangover Monster patches let you go all night and still be able to look forward to a great day the next morning!
The secret’s in the PREP!
You just want to enjoy yourself... But then your post-binge body is desperately trying to save you from the vicious side-effects of breaking down booze!🍸
After drinking, your liver sets to work converting alcohol into two metabolites; acetaldehyde and ethanoate. These toxic metabolites seep into your cells, causing nausea, sweating, increased heart rate and -- horrendous headaches 🤕.
Then it causes oxidative stress, which leads to the feelings of tiredness, stiffness and nausea🤮.
When you consume copious amounts of liquor, your liver is unable to effectively complete this detoxification process because the essential enzymes required are depleted and toxins💀 build up.
The Good News - Now There's A Simple,
Easy-To-Use Solution! 🎉
The Sciency Stuff🔬:
Hangover Monster Patches proprietary adhesive matrix formula delivers our scientifically proven blend of natural ingredients designed to reduce the effects of alcohol consumption and replenish vital nutrients lost during a night of drinking directly into your system.
This powerful combination of Glutathione and N-acetylcysteine, called G+NAC Armor, stimulates detoxification and boosts liver function, helping you recover from alcohol use faster and better. Hangover Monster is the perfect way to power through & party till dawn without sacrificing your body's health.
Glutathione
Glutathione (5.6mg per patch) is an essential enzyme required to process alcohol and convert it into water-soluable metabolites (that can be harmlessly excreted as urine).
N-acetylcysteine
Known as NAC, is one of the most effective supplements you can use to combat your hangover. NAC (2.4mg per patch) increases your body’s ability to produce Glutathione, (see above).
So get back in the game faster with Hangover Monster patches... like a little superhero under your outfit, Hangover Monster patches give your liver back what you are about to steal from it!
🧑🔬 Lab Tested, USA Manufactured, Independently Certified To Provide Clinically Proven Therapeutic Effects.
NOURISHES Liver Function
STIMULATES Detoxification
SUPPORTS Optimal Kidney Processes
PREVENTS headaches 🤕
SPEEDS UP You Feeling Like ... well, You!
And there's a Free trial - FREE Baby, yeah!
(just help w/ S&H 🚚)
Don't suffer through another hangover! 🤢
Experience the power of Hangover Monster for yourself with your FREE PRE-PARTY TRIAL PACK today!
Easy Application
Monster-Sized Relief in a 🤏 Compact Patch
Patch delivery offers several benefits over oral delivery, including smooth, continuous time released delivery, increased bioavailability, and reduced interactions.
But more than this Hangover Monster Patches are very easy to use, discreet and, in particular for Hangover Patches, avoid any additional work for your liver (that poor thing deserves a break!)
1. INGREDIENT MATRIX
G+NAC Armor🛡️ is a carefully formulated blend of Glutathione and N-aceytcysteine held within a proprietary adhesive matrix designed to boost liver detoxification.
2. CLEAR TOP FILM
The ultimate in discreet use products. The clear top film contains a clock timer image that vanishes as the patch activates. No-one will ever know your secret.
3. 12-HR EXTENDED RELEASE
Apply the patch to a relatively hair free part of the body 30 minutes prior to your first alcoholic drink. The extended release formula will keep working until morning.
4. RELEASE LAYER
The easy peel release layer protects the patch and prevents evaporation of the essential nutrients. Perforations around each patch, make them easy to tear & share.
SIMPLE DISCREET APPLICATION
Three P’s to Party
Peel it off
Pop it on
Party!
As EASY as shots
Our Products
Limited-time Launch Pricing.
And a Giveaway announcement!
Just send us a video testimonial at support@hangovermonster.com and we'll ship you a free pack of 30 'Seriously Sinful' Hangover Monster patches!
Pre-Party Trial 3-Pack
The perfect test drive for a wild night without regrets. Experience the freedom of a hangover-free night with just a taste of this magic solution.
Epic Weekend 6-Pack
Fuel your wildest weekend with the power of 6 hangover-fighting patches. Unleash your full potential this weekend with this party-proof sidekick.
Weekend Warrior 15-Pack
Arm yourself for more than a few unstoppable weekends with this battle-tested pack for you and your friends. Bring your A-game to every gathering.
Seriously Sinful 30-Pack
Indulge in a month of guilty pleasures without the morning after shame. Whatever your drink, do it without the aftermath.
Heroic Host '60' Party Pack
Be the life of the party & the hero of the morning after with this party-sized pack. After all, sharing is caring. Your guests will thank you (if they remember at all).
One-time FREE Offer!
Pre-Party Trial 3-Pack
The perfect test drive for a wild night without regrets. Experience the freedom of a hangover-free night with just a taste of this magic solution.
Don't let a night of fun turn into a day of regret! Grab your one-time FREE offer and get the Pre-Party Trial 3-Pack of Hangover Monster sent right to your door (just pay a small shipping charge).
Test it out for yourself before committing to a bigger pack and enjoy a couple of carefree nights with the assurance of a headache-free tomorrow.
(just help w/ S&H 🚚)
Say goodbye to the hangover blues 😥 - order your Hangover Monster patches today!
Real People. Real Results.
Customer Testimonials
Regular People (Just Like You) enjoying a hangover free life!
I was skeptical but these little things definitely work wonders!
I bought a party pack size for my bachelor party to share with all the groomsmen. To say we overindulged would be a MASSIVE understatement.
We stayed out partying and drinking until 4am.
By 10am the next day, we were all in tip top shape. Amazing!
Danny
AUSTIN, TX
An Amazing Little Tool In My Arsenal.
I use these every time I go to a work event.
These tend to be very late nights with everyone having a little too much to drink.
I am always up and ready to perform the next day. I can't say the same for my co-workers!
Phyllis
NEW JERSEY
Finally ,we can enjoy wine without the headache.
My wife and I love wine. But over the last few years we noticed that even after just a couple of glasses we would wake up feeling slightly hungover.
We tried these patches and we are delighted with the results. We can now enjoy our wines without the headaches.
Sanj and Lilly
Founder of Awesome Business!
FAQ
You've got questions? We've got answers!
We know that you're looking for the ultimate solution to your hangover problems, as we've answered some of the most common questions and concerns below to help put your mind at ease and get you on your way to feeling great!
Is Hangover Monster just another overhyped hangover cure?
Not a chance! We've got the real deal here. Hangover Monster has been specially formulated with G+NAC Armor, a transdermal Glutathione and N-acetylcysteine Matrix to help prevent the toughest hangovers.
Plus, our customers swear by it! (And it sure beats eating raw eggs or drinking pickle juice.)
And we stand by our Monster... That's why we make sure you're protected by our 30-day money back guarantee.
Is Hangover Monster safe to take with medication?
It's always a good idea to check with your doctor before adding any new supplements to your regimen. That said, Hangover Monster is made with all-natural ingredients, and we've had many customers who take it with medication without any issues.
How does Hangover Monster compare to other hangover remedies on the market?
We're not here to badmouth the competition, but we can confidently say that our formula is one of the most effective out there. The ingredients are simple and effective. We've been working hard to create a product that really works, and our customers agree that we've succeeded.
We want you to avoid hangover hell, so if you have any unanswered questions, feel free to contact us below.
Hangover Monster Patches are not for use by or sale to persons under the age of 18. Hangover Monster Patches should be used only as directed on the label. It should not be used if you are pregnant or nursing. Consult with a physician before use if you have a serious medical condition or use prescription medications, a doctor's advice should be sought before using this and any supplemental dietary product.
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